you can have your cake & eat it too.

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ON A MONDAY:

ON A FRIDAY:

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Notes AFTER NOON ON A FRIDAY

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I’M LIKE:

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Notes WHEN IM TALKING TO SOMEONE AND THEY START LYING AND I KNOW BECAUSE IVE STALKED THEM ON FACEBOOK

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ON THE OUTSIDE I’M LIKE:

ON THE INSIDE I’M LIKE:

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On Friday:

Okay, you have a lot of homework to do this weekend so you'd better split it up evenly each day. That way you'll get the hard stuff out of the way and you'll be able to relax on Sunday and not worry too much about the coming week. It's really important that you do this stuff and not fuck around, just sit down and power through it. It's going to work out really well and you'll feel really accomplished and you should just really take initiative because honestly if you don't you're going to get super overwhelmed and then you'll end up stressing on Sunday night and not getting any sleep and then you'll be tired during school and it really is just a vicious circle so, come on, you got this, you can do this.

On Sunday night:

Well, fuck.

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