you can have your cake & eat it too.
|If you can dream it, you can achieve it. It's not easy but YOU have total control of it in your hands.|
|Granddaughter:||GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?|
|Me:||//laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP|
|Granddaughter:||Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!|
|Me:||WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE|